Penname: Geographee [Contact] Real name: Names are really just labels people apply to you
Member Since: 20 Jan 2008
Membership status: Member
Bio:


May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. ~ George Carlin

Let's see, what interesting facts can I make up about myself?

I am blessed with the super powers of hindsight and sarcasm. I can always tell something is going to happen three minutes after it occurs and am able to comment on it appropriately.
Atticus Finch once proposed to me. It was in a dream, but I am not sure whether the dream was mine or his.
I was once suspended from school for quoting the dictionary. I swear it wasn't my fault.
If forced to choose between good and evil, I would always choose evil because let’s face it, most heroes are a big bunch of pansies anyways.

I love to read. Any book you learn something from is a good book. Things I have learned from my favorite authors:

Austen & Lee - Don't be afraid to tell the world about how things really are.
Tolkien, Lewis, & Rowling - There is no limit to your imagination; theological and sociopolitical references and undertones make for a compelling plot.
Dickens - The opening line is what drives the story.
Coelho - Don't be afraid to write to please yourself and still dream of being successful.
Shakespeare - It is okay to make up you own words and sayings, no one will notice.
And finally Geisel (aka Dr. Suess, The consummate storyteller, master of dialog, and lyrical poet.) - It is okay to be silly and break all the rules PROVIDED that you understand them all first.

Finally, the most important item in my bio. I have been strongly influenced in the ways of the Volturi by their Queen, Alcyone. I think she is one of the smartest people I know, which of course makes me jealous and constantly plotting ways to steal Bruce Wayne from her. If you have never read one of her fics you are really missing out. Repent and click on her link!

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