Penname: Alcyone [Contact] Real name:

Member Since: 04 Jun 2007
Membership status: Member
Bio:
"Notice: Persons attempting to find a Motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a Moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a Plot in it will be shot." --Mark Twain

Firstly, Warning: Confessed Volturi-holic and Edward-disliker (sadly not basher because Tennyo has dibs on the bashing) ahead. Much genuflecting, praising and reveling in the glory of the Queen necessary. Sense of humor--specifically, black humor--required for entry. Idiots will be shot on sight.

Secondly, the Mark Twain quote above is my life mantra. I will go after you with a shotgun if you start whining about my stories' plots. Just FYI.

Third, my The Host fanfiction are stored in the beauteous The Host Library, run by the amazing Geographee.

Fourth, you all need to genuflect to my oh-so-wonderful beta, indi. I called dibs on her, though, so you cannot have her. Her genius is all mine.

And last, but not least, go read Geographee. I beta for her so you know she has talent. Plus, she has a wicked sense of humor that kicks the crud out of mine (but only during rare occasions).