Penname: Geographee Real name: Names are really just labels people apply to you
Member Since: 21 Jan 2008
Membership status: Member
Bio:


May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. ~ George Carlin

Let's see, what interesting facts can I make up about myself?

I am blessed with the super powers of hindsight and sarcasm. I can always tell something is going to happen three minutes after it occurs and am able to comment on it appropriately.
Atticus Finch once proposed to me. It was in a dream, but I am not sure whether the dream was mine or his.
I was once suspended from school for quoting the dictionary. I swear it wasn't my fault.
If forced to choose between good and evil, I would always choose evil because let’s face it, most heroes are a big bunch of pansies anyways.

I love to read. Any book you learn something from is a good book. Things I have learned from my favorite authors:

Austen & Lee - Don't be afraid to tell the world about how things really are.
Tolkien, Lewis, & Rowling - There is no limit to your imagination; theological and sociopolitical references and undertones make for a compelling plot.
Dickens - The opening line is what drives the story.
Coelho - Don't be afraid to write to please yourself and still dream of being successful.
Shakespeare - It is okay to make up you own words and sayings, no one will notice.
And finally Geisel (aka Dr. Suess, The consummate storyteller, master of dialog, and lyrical poet.) - It is okay to be silly and break all the rules PROVIDED that you understand them all first.

Finally, the most important item in my bio. I have been strongly influenced in the ways of the Volturi by their Queen, Alcyone. I think she is one of the smartest people I know, which of course makes me jealous and constantly plotting ways to steal Bruce Wayne from her. If you have never read one of her fics you are really missing out. Repent and click on her link!

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Stories by Geographee
Summary: What really happened to Bella's truck?
Categories: Breaking Dawn
Characters: Emmett Cullen, Rosalie Hale
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1322 Read Count: 1839
[Report This] Published: 30 Jul 2008 Updated: 30 Jul 2008
Summary: Jasper, Emmett, and a casino, what more could you ask for?
Categories: Eclipse
Characters: Emmett Cullen
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3990 Read Count: 7331
[Report This] Published: 14 Jul 2008 Updated: 22 Jul 2008
Summary: The unofficial sequel to Music and Lyrics. Bella really needs to calm down.
Categories: Eclipse
Characters: Bella Swan Cullen, Edward Cullen
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1586 Read Count: 1364
[Report This] Published: 08 Apr 2008 Updated: 08 Apr 2008
Voicemail by Geographee Rated: PG starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 18]
Summary: Edward told Bella near the end of New Moon that when he wasn't actively hunting he was useless. So what was he up to in South America? A one-shot of his thoughts.
Categories: New Moon
Characters: Edward Cullen
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1023 Read Count: 999
[Report This] Published: 30 Mar 2008 Updated: 30 Mar 2008
Unrequited by Geographee Rated: PG starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 54]
Summary: Of all the human characters in the Twilight series, Mike Newton is the most enigmatic. Who is he? We have already had insight into the minds of Edward and Jacob, two of the guys in Bella's life, but what about the third one? Despite the odds against him, first with Edward, then Jacob, and then Edward again, Mike is always trying to be the most important guy in Bella's life. Where does he get his unrelenting optimism? Why does he think that he has a chance with her? Is his interest in her spurred by who she is or what he thinks she is?

Categories: Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse
Characters: Edward Cullen, Mike Newton
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 12450 Read Count: 7703
[Report This] Published: 13 Feb 2008 Updated: 26 Feb 2008
Summary: Bella and Edward are getting married? Bring on the clichés! A semi-humorous, semi-serious, attempt to show how well Bella cooperated with wedding plans. Her horror of the trite rituals that most couples perform before and during weddings is readily apparent. But all is not lost; Edward is there to help her put the whole thing into prospective, sort of.
Categories: Eclipse
Characters: Alice Cullen, Bella Swan Cullen, Edward Cullen
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2255 Read Count: 1834
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2008 Updated: 11 Feb 2008
Summary: A story about Elizabeth Masen's engagement ring and what it meant to Edward. The first part is set in the Pretwilight era, circa 1931, just after Edward returned home from his rebellious period. The second part is set during the middle of Eclipse, the scene and dialog taken directly from Chapter 20, pages 457 – 460.
Categories: Eclipse
Characters: Carlisle Cullen, Edward Cullen, Esme Cullen
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2613 Read Count: 3019
[Report This] Published: 28 Jan 2008 Updated: 28 Jan 2008
Dumb Luck by Geographee Rated: PG starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 33]
Summary: Set during the summer between Twilight and New Moon, Bella has an interesting experience while at work one night that involves strange customers, horror movie clichés, and giving Alice a helping “hand”.
Categories: Twilight
Characters: Alice Cullen, Bella Swan Cullen
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5245 Read Count: 1385
[Report This] Published: 23 Jan 2008 Updated: 23 Jan 2008
Summary: Response to Alcyone's 55 Word Challenge. Something is not right in London Town.
Categories: Pre-Twilight
Characters: Jane
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: Twilight Challenges Forum , The Volturi
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 63 Read Count: 894
[Report This] Published: 21 Jan 2008 Updated: 21 Jan 2008