Penname: Kissa and Cocoa [Contact] Real name:

Member Since: 14 Apr 2007
Membership status: Member
Bio:


Hi, I’m Kissa and this is Cocoa. And together we are Kissa and Cocoa, a strange mix of Norwegian and Mid Western cultures!

So here’s Kissa's bio…

I am an 18-year-old American wannabe trapped on the Norwegian coastline.

~Cocoa interrupts~ ahem…you make it sound like you’re in prison or something!

~Massive eye roll from Kissa~ Hello…not your turn here! Where was I? Oh yes…the desolate wasteland that is Norway…

~Cocoa~ If you are seriously going to do that, then I am taking over! Kissa is a beautiful 18-year-old Norwegian hottie! She bears an uncanny resemblance to Bella if you ask me. ~eye roll from Kissa~ She loves Music, reading American books, and complaining about people who don’t know how to use the SEARCH-function.

~Kissa~ Fine then… I’ll do yours then! Cocoa is the coolest mother you’ll ever meet. She has the best sense of humor, though some small anger management issues ~Cocoa throws a coughing-fit~ Uh…hello…I can’t even hear my own thoughts here! ~ahem~ Born in Europe, but now living in the Mid West, Cocoa has that international vibe we all long for. She also has the ~kiss…kiss~ down. Very European! Cocoa’s iPod always blares out music, preferably rock, so loud that even her kids complain. She loves to read, and stays faithful to repairing her money pit also known as a Dodge mini-van. If she could choose, she’d totally drive a Beemer M5!

~Cocoa~ So there you have it folks. Everything there is to know about us. Well at least the important info anyway. We are on the Twilight Lexicon...but don't try to talk to us cause we're too good to speak to the likes of you.

~Kissa interrupting yet again~ Cocoa…that’s a little rude don’t you think?

~Cocoa~ Uh NO, I don’t think!

~major eye roll from Kissa~ That's it folks, read...enjoy...try to ignore Cocoa's sarcasm.